Friday Funnies: Kronies Action Figures; Dear Abby, Hubby a Spendthrift!

Get Konnected. Be a KRONIE! source: youtube.Kronies Action Figures

Get Konnected. Be a KRONIE!
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Need Help being Konnected to Washington feeding-trough of taxpayer dollars?  Meet the Kronies!  Kaptain Korn, Ariel Stryker, Bankor, and Parts and Labor all work for Big G!  See all the Exciting Superhero action!Remember, if you’re not a Kronie, your an evil small business entrepreneur or independent farmer! Watch “Bankor, the Profit” use his magical “Inflation” powers to get bailed out from being under water!

cut credit cardDear Abby: Hubby is a spend thrift.

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.  He says pay the minimum…let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us.  The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.  He has also gotten religious.  One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslims. Finally, he’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.  It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything.  You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more years.

Abby

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2 Replies:

  1. Ron Thompson

    Careful there, its a violation of the fire code to put that many “straw man” arguments that close together. 🙂

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