Obamacareniks Needs to Track Human Casualties – by Orca, Jet Engines and In-laws!

Obamacareniks NEED to know....have YOU been struck by an ORCA?
Obamacareniks NEED to know….have YOU been struck by an ORCA?

The Obamacare bureaucrats are gathering critical data necessary for the health and welfare of American patients. Obamacareniks want to ensure that they track every little detail of every possible means of becoming ill or injured. To this end they will implement the ICD-10 coding system mandated for use by doctors and hospitals in the fall. ICD-10, sadly, is no joke, however the codes invented by the Obamacareniks can only be described as hilarious.  Here is a sample picked from the thousands of codes soon to be used in monitoring American citizens – for their own good. Hat tip to David Pittman of “MedPage Today”. Enjoy:

OBAMACARE MEDICAL CODES FOR BUREAUCRATS!

W56.21xD: Bitten by orca, subsequent encounter (Having a subsequent encounter assumes you survived the bite. There is a separate code for being struck by an orca.)

Z62.891: Sibling rivalry

V97.33XD: Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter

W61.92: Struck by other birds

Z63.1: Problems in relationship with in-laws

W45.8XXA: Other foreign body or object entering through skin, initial encounter

V52.2XXA: Person on outside of pick-up truck or van injured in collision with two- or three-wheeled motor vehicle in nontraffic accident, initial encounter 

V00.32: Snow-ski accident

X92.0: Assault by drowning and submersion while in bathtub

W00.1: Fall from stairs and steps due to ice and snow

The Fact that Obamacarenik’s think that knowing this information will somehow improve the lives of individual Americans or populations, reveals a certain window into the megalomania of these new masters of our health care.  Apparently they think there is nothing they can’t control – even injuries by Orca!

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2 Replies:

  1. Boss Tweed

    I understand that a new law will be passed making the wearing of bike helmets mandatory at all times, but our rulers are going to wait until after the next selection to pass that law. So, buy stock in bike helmet manufacturers and sell your stock in manufacturers of hair care products.

    Now, just remember, this new law is good for our children and our profits, and naturally, since we are the rulers, we will exempt ourselves. Plus, the lack of a helmet will be the new symbol for the ruling elite, so that you plebes will know when to bow down.

  2. dick richards

    Always interesting reading. As has been stated, we had to pass the bill in order to see what’s in it.

    I’m becoming more and more glad that I am old and life is finite. The agony of this very free spirit living in such ever increasing absurdity is NOTTTT what I envisioned from my childhood for my country and fellow citizens.

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