Once again, the wacky progressives and liberals are trying to push their agenda. They are hell-bent on reshaping the entire fabric of society – even if it means forcing ridiculous changes in reality! They have greater ambition than Hydra – so much so that they want to make Captain America gay (with a #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend social medial compaign)! Even though Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers, clearly loves the ladies, the gay lobby has them in their sights! Don’t worry, Captain American can use his Vibranium shield to ward off the evil gay lobby conspirators. In the process, some lovely lady will continue to find a way to pull him in for a kiss and he will be more than happy to comply!